The U.S.S. Quad Damage

What exactly are women? I can't remember. Are they those things with breasts? So we're talking about people like Harpreet then?

Oh, I'm so funny.
 

you both sound more and more bitter everytime I hear from you. I on the other hand am enjoying a game about vampires. ENJOYING it, and it's about VAMPIRES. I liked Van Helsing just because he killed vampires. Fucking Vampires.
Still, it brings a smile to my face every time they say stuff like "remember, you're a vampire now, n00b, and that makes you extremely badass, but also remember that the ENTIRE STRUCTURE OF VAMPIRE SOCIETY revolves around making sure no one knows we exist, because if they find out we do, then that attracts vampire HUNTERS, who are about seven billion times more badass than all of us combined."
 

How do I sound bitter in that? I showed a few friends that, guys and girls and they all found it quite amusing.
 

Sorry, I meant Nathan and Harpy. It makes sense when you read the posts in the order that I read them, but what I wrote didn't make sense. Nathan's comment and Harpy's post earlier.